whenever i think i see a dog in the front seat of the car it actually turns out to be a white child and i get disappointed
Vintage cover photos of magazines that catered specifically to black women.
we need more!
i’m the chick with the hot-ish, manolo blahnik
jimmy choo kicks, killin’ it, who you with?
me and my girls at the party with the diamond zanotti’s
i’m that classy mami with the marilyn monroe body
whatevrdoe LETS RIDE OUT 2 DIS
SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
She and Icky need to be put in a ditch on the planet Mars to never come back here again.
This bitch eating watermelon like she dunno the connotations behind it smh
Now that’s a MORPHENOMENAL dance move!
Dat body roll!
Man this shit don’t NEVER work
Her arm will be hooked up under your side and then occasionally she rub up on your chest or whatever
Kiss you on your neck for half a second and then rub on your belly and you start thinking “awwwww yeaaaah it bout to go down” blood start moving to ya thang but u know… Taking its time, cuz in a few minutes its bout to get some attention
But then she do that one thing
That one little thing and you know shit aint bout to pop off
She nuzzles b
that thang where she squirm up into you a lil more solidifying the fact that it is indeed nap time.
She gon tell you that you smell good, and then fall the fuck asleep.
And now you laying there with ya thang on swole for no reason.
That is exactly what I do.