Title: Hey
Artist: The Pixies
Played: 50073 times


Hey | the Pixies


You gotta love dialogues in porn.

Kirsten Dunst in The Virgin Suicides, dir. by Sofia Coppola, 1999




On one fateful December night, Jamie Spears was traveling on foot through McComb, Mississippi with his pregnant wife, Lynn, and stopped at an inn to rest. The inn had no vacancies but instead made room for the Spears couple in their adjacent barn. Inside the barn, Lynn goes into labor and gives birth to a baby girl, whom they named Britney. Lynn wrapped the baby Britney in a blanket and laid her atop a bed of hay in a manger. Shortly after, three paparazzi appear before them, each bearing a gift; the first, skittles, the second, vanilla candles, and the third, a DVD boxed set of Sex and the City. And so began the life of the almighty Britney Spears.